Terry Turtle - The Motion Activated Swearing Turtle

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Terry Turtle - The Motion Activated Swearing Turtle

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Terry Turtle - The Motion Activated Swearing Turtle

Terry Turtle - The Motion Activated Swearing Turtle: Hello. I'm Terry Turtle. Fart knocker. And I'm an animal with a serious problem. La la la la la la...........

I first realised that I was different from other turtles chirp while living in the factory where I was brought to life. True I looked just the same. Sh*t cakes. But while they were programmed to say nice things about flowers, fluffy bunnies and crap face babies, a glitch in my system meant that I just couldn't keep the curse words, whistles and chirps from slipping out.

As I'm sure you can imagine sh*t for brains, this was a very difficult thing for a young turtle to go through. But what really hurt was just how funny everyone else seemed to find my little outbursts. No sooner had a curse word slipped out than all the other turtles and anyone else within earshot would be in absolute hysterics. How humiliating! They never seemed to care how it would make me feel.

See what people don't realise is that I'm actually a very nice guy, la la la bite me. I like table tennis and Gloria Estefan and one day I would like to go backpacking around the Far East to explore my spiritual side. Why can't people see beyond my affliction?! Jock strap. Oops, sorry about that.

Happily the guys AN*L PROBE who had briefed the factory to make a turtle toy decided to bring me to life even after they found out about my problem. I am very grateful to them although I have my suspicions that they derive great amusement from my plight. ASS WIPE. Pop!

But that was only the start of my B*TCH journey. Because since I left the factory I have been trying to find somewhere I fit in.

Terry Turtle is a motion-activated swearing turtle toy. He features more than 25 unique shocking outbursts--you have been warned! Choose from PG and uncensored 18+ settings, and select either motion-activated mode or always-on random mode. His arms move and his head pops up when swearing.

Features:

Motion and button activated swearing
Head pops up and arms move from side-to-side when delivering expletives
25 unique outbursts
A-bit-less-rude mode
Dimensions:(W) 11.5cm x (D) 8.5cm x (H) 13.5cm
3 x AA batteries included.
Warning: Terry Turtle uses explitives, choose from PG and uncensored 18+ settings

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